Well i was at the local Walmart and was in a long line. all of a sudden my stomach started churning and i felt a bunch of bubbles brewing in the gut. Then it hit me...i had to fart....and fart probably really loud too. My situation was getting worse cause the line was moving so slow and every lane was booked full of people. even self checkout. i had to hold it but OMFG it was killing me....finally i got to the front checkout and the lady was moving so slow with my stuff and putting it in the bags all slow too. finally i hurried outside and headed towards the car but i still; had to hold it cause it was alot of people outside and i was sure someone was going to hear this. lol. finally i got next to the car and was no one around i decided to let loose...but.. it was a tooter and thats it. sounded like a squeaky toy chipmunk getting squeezed for a sec. and then i was cool. but i was baffled at i swore from so much pain and all that gas build up i was gonna let loose a Hulkfart from hell. So what i want to ask is.. has anything like this ever happened to any of you people? Its...baffling. :shock:
you do not have to answer if you are ashamed. lol
Wed Jun 05, 2019 10:57 am by Doom
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Subject: A thought and question i had today joint . 
