Lando Joint #2

( for the guys) If you was on an elevator heading up from the ground floor to a higher level and it was you and this amazingly gorgeous woman on there and yall kept making eye contact and smiling , so you went to go in and actually speak to her and she farted and it was super stanking in there....would you still try to talk her or would she still be as attractive to you even tho she stankin and never excused herself and gonna let you ride that stink as if you did it? ....hmmm think about it.

That's nasty as hell. at that point it depends on if she tries to push it off on me. If not I've talk. I'd hit it. If something happened with us in a long term thing it make a funny story. Now it better be she was to embarrassed to she it was her. Damn woman better have some manners. That a instant deal breaker. yes farting is too butt she's hot so I'd for give that to just hit unless its one of those farts that are sour. You know the ones that turn your stomach......

:lol: lmao i need better smilies for my laughing. lol I have to sday this one is a true story for me. awww man it was terrible. she was sooooo beautiful but i was like , CMON! really! sista didnt say a word just Poofed and got off! but the messed up part was i still had 3 more floors to go and a couple just as pretty babes got on.........man i was stuck takin the bum rap for some butt gas i didnt even spew. they just looked me and a girl said i was nasty! tried to explain but mannn they just was like naw you nasty! Man damn that stinkin beautiful woman! lol

Lesson learned: Pretty women don't fart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxxsP7VWVN8

lmao! i remember that vid. well thast secret room for girls farting is just a myth. i think the woman i met couldnt gom there cause of the elevator. so i was in the right place to meet the lady but at the wrong time for her to pull a "he did it " stank poot moment. lol